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Band: A Wilhelm Scream
Album: Ruiner
This band is a really good, probably the best punk/hardcore/metal album out in 2005. (Same Genre as: Good Riddance, Thrice, Strung Out, Etc)
So why not give em the full 9 stars? Cause the genre is almost done… I mean if this was 1995 I would be blowing my lungs out about how insane this band is, but alas, when you’re the last guy to the bar/club, it don’t matter how sexy you are with your Axe deodorant body spray, the only thing you’re goin home with is a slimy 45 year-old divorcee named Barbra…
Oh, and by the way, if you’re wondering how my rating system works check out this little reference guide [click here]
You know when your friend is dorking around on the computer and for some reason you’ve got nothing better to do then sit behind him and watch him surf the net? Somehow the soft glow of the monitor grabs your attention and you start to rack your brain for someway you can take control of the computer dorkout session. Then it hits you, your friend has never heard that one song… HE MUST HEAR IT NOW!!! So you usually go to ITunes or Amazon or something like that and hear a little sample of the song right?
Well now you can just listen to the whole album, this place pretty much has every album I could think of in streaming audio…
Yo so i’m trying to get to work And i’m waiting for the bus In Culver City. You know the bike racks that they have on the front? Well you can only put 2 bikes on it. So it’s about 1:30 pm and i had to be at work at 2:00. One bus comes There are already 2 bikes on it. So i said to myself " I have time to wait for the next one." 2 more come and have bike’s on them. F**K!!!!! I was so late to work i’m suprised i didn’t get fired. F**K those Culver Busses……..PeAcE…
Me and dom were skating this marble ledge and this bum comes out and he’s all pissed off and high as a kite, and he comes running after dom like WHAAAAAA and he was like "Get out of here, that’s illegal!" Dom turns to the bum, says, "we’re just as illegal as you are, bum!" and that was definitly the final straw. The bum chased after me and dom, but we were on skates, and he was on a broken life, so we yelled "PEACE BUM!"
so today this kid named Elias was going around the shop and hittin’ everyone up for 75 cents so he can take the bus. After hearing the words " No, I have no money to give to you kid" by every employee in the shop he decided to prey on the customers. "hmm, these two old ladies from the golden girls that just walked in the store are perfect suckers" he thought. so he approched the grannies and asked them if he could have 75 cents for the bus. The two old sweet ladies looked at him and caringly asked him where he was headed. Elias responded "to century city" with a big smile. He thought " oh yeah, I got these two grannies throwing down for my bus ride fo’ shizzle" It was then when one of the grannies says with a smile" sonny, you better start walking so that you can get there before dark"
BURN!
This is a classic, again, this is absolutely not funny unless you have the volume turned up. The weird noises this lady makes when she eats it are awesome.
Hey, ever wanted to know where Jay lives? Well now you do. Next step, rent a helicopter and fly low…
Hey, ever wanted to zoom in real close and spy on your friends place like I just did with Jay, download google erath…
It is definitely all the noises and the commentary that make this one of my all time favorite clips. I especially love the noise this kid makes just before he eats it…
