Archive for the 'It is Bizarro' Category

New product info 2010 surf racks

November 1st, 2009 by szakeri

It's bizarre what one can see on a daily basis traveling from one Nine Star to another on the 405.Today, our own captain Janelle took a snap shot of the new 2010 surf racks coming soon to a surf shop near you. This new model is sure to make cars behind it a bit nervous as it may send a surfboard flying into their windshield! Our surf buyer ensured us that Nine Star will not carry this product just yet until it passes the safety tests. Until then I suggest you don't follow this car too closely!

 

 

 

The internet is weird…

April 4th, 2008 by jmcgrady

This is for all the hardcore Maiden fans out there!

 

The Wiener Board is a Dick

April 1st, 2008 by jmcgrady

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Ummmmmmm……..

July 31st, 2007 by jmcgrady

yeah, I don't have much to say about this…. but the ankle monitor is awesome.

 

“300 Bars and Typin’” -iPhone Killer

June 26th, 2007 by saulgood

The Apple iPhone comes out this friday, so Microsoft Windows spit some mad rhymes bout that bi#@h of a phone and posted it on the internet. He straight up, retaliated yo! Turn them speakers up son! Oh…yeah!!!

iPhone Killer
by Microsoft Windows little helper guy

Attack of FaTFooT!!!!

June 6th, 2007 by Eric

If you have never met FaTFooT you are really missing out….

 

The truth behind webpage gifs

May 16th, 2007 by saulgood

If you visit the snow department page on 9star.com, you will notice an interesting picture in the "snow department" tab, go check it out if you don't know what I'm talking about. For those of you who have ever wondered who/where/what that picture is, I present the original animated gif for your enjoyment…….

CLICK HERE: http://ninestarpork.ytmnd.com

Holiday Fun!

December 12th, 2006 by saulgood

Last weekend my home was transformed into a holiday wonder land. And while everyone was bruising their thumbs hanging mistletoe I was super bored, so made this little stop motion movie. Enjoy

Bandaid?

October 16th, 2006 by jlawson

Get your bandaid on before it starts… now that’s plannin.

Don Vito’s a Perv? Who would’ve guessed…

August 22nd, 2006 by saulgood

Uh-oh, Don Vito is in some serious sh!# in Colorado. I would love to hear this guy talk to a judge, or even better hear the court reporter try and read back what he says…

 

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lets pogo?

July 26th, 2006 by dpanzica

ya once upon a time

“The curse of new Nine Star locations” rears its ugly head…

July 14th, 2006 by saulgood

During the planning stages of Nine Star [click here], just before we broke ground on location "numero uno" in Los Angeles, a drunk driver decided to ram his Civic into the back of my truck while I was on the 5 Freeway….

 

A few short months later "Nine Star Los Angeles" opened its doors. So you’d think I should have known better. Yesterday, 30 minuets after getting my first look at the construction phase for Nine Stars location #2, my car exploded into flames on the 5 freeway!

At the rate Nine Star is opening new locations I don’t think I’m going to be able to drive ever again. I hear that tandem bicycle riding has come back into style though… – Saul Goode

 

Build a skate park

June 18th, 2006 by dpanzica

a few people up north decided to build a skatepark cause they are tired of getting kicked out of street spots. here is a lil video of their adventure into fame and for us to dip our tortilla chips in envy.

http://www.californiaconnected.org/tv/archives/376

what a day!!!

June 6th, 2006 by Eric

lol lol lol  

Beer Holster????

May 30th, 2006 by Eric

For all you over 21 year olds…. I thought Sean and Jay might be able to wear these when they go out at night. Nothing screams "here i am ladies" than a beer holster. For the ultra coolnes factor… buy two.

click picture for link 

I vote for these guys!!!

May 3rd, 2006 by Eric

 

Just Click the Picture

April 12th, 2006 by Eric

PimpStar Wheels?

March 30th, 2006 by Eric

I came across this the other day and thought of Jay’s sweet honda civic. I know he has been thinking about putting new rims on, a wing, maybe a sweet body kit, an exhaust, and maybe a thumping new stereo system.

I thought he could get these rims because they make you even more cool than you already are. And for Jay, that is really needed.

click the picture to check them out!!!

 

I Hate Star Jones with a passion

March 28th, 2006 by Eric

Wow this is probably the best video i have ever seen. I watched it over and over again laughing and laughing and the laughing some more. I dont think this video could ever get old. Who wouldnt want to see Star Jones get hit in the face with a football and get knocked out?emoticon

 

More useless videos…

February 27th, 2006 by Eric

I cant help myself.. i watched this video and immediatly got the urge to go running with a couple buddies…Whos Game!!!

 

YeeHAW